Wednesday, May 13, 2009

For Karen, with Love

Some weirdo sent me this, guess I should respond.

Spouse Tag

♥ What are your middle names? What do you call a girl with one leg standing next to a tree?  
I-lean.  Haha, get it.  Mine is Eileen, his is Duncan
♥ How long have you been together? Almost 10 years.  But it only feels like 10 minutes.......... under water!
♥ How long did you know each other before you started dating? I don't know, probably a couple of minutes......
♥ Who asked who out? The guy did, I'm no fool.  But I did come to his town, so I think that counts for something.
♥ How old are each of you? 28 & 28. Very old!
♥ Whose siblings do/ did you see the most? His. Logan is just not on my way to anywhere.
♥ Do you have any children together? Yes.  And they both look just like him..... all I got were these lousy stretch marks.
♥ What about pets? I don't do pets.  Too messy, stinky, and needy.  I have kids for that!
♥ Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple? Deciding who's going to do all the chores, cook the meals, and take care of the kids 24 hour a day.  No, wait.... I've pretty much got that covered.  I guess we are all smiles over here!
♥ Did you go to the same school? Nope, and if we had we probably would not be together today.  Lets just say we had different ideas of "cool".
♥ Are you from the same home town? He's Fremont, I'm Stockton.  So close, yet so far away.
♥ Who is smarter? Really?  And how do you think I'm going to answer this......
♥ Who is more sensitive? Oh, him for sure!!!  I'm pretty much the dude of the relationship.  I don't believe in all that emotional crap.  Put a smile on and get over it, please!
♥ Where do you eat out most as a couple? We don't eat out too much, I love to cook. (I know, be jealous. I also love going to the grocery store) It depends on our mood I guess, CoCoRo, CPK, BJ's, Don Luis....... 
♥ Where is the furthest you two have traveled together as a couple? Hawaii.  It may not be far, but it is awesome!
♥ Who has the craziest exes? Did you mean Axes?  Because we aren't lumbermen, and really don't have any axes around our house.  Sorry.  We have some squeegees though.
♥ Who has the worst temper? Jason for sure.  Then he goes into silent treatment mode, and I've forgotten what happened, and when I ask he gets all pissy.
♥ Who does the cooking? If you want food, come to me.  If you want some tasty eggo waffles, you should see Jason.
♥ Who is more social? I'm seriously laughing right now!!!!! I would die of shock if we went somewhere and Jason did not know some one, or didn't strike up a conversation with a stranger as if they've been friends for years!
♥ Who is the neat-freak? Me.  These dang people I live with can't seem to pick up a thing behind them.  The spouse is the number one offender!!!!
♥ Who is more stubborn? Not me. 
♥ Who hogs the bed? We share quite nicely...... just don't touch my feet with yours and I'm good.
♥ Who wakes up earlier? Me, I think Jason turns off his hearing in the morning.
♥ Where was your first date? Downtown Pleasenton, then to Lake Elizabeth.  Little did I know the Lake was a favorite for Jason and ALL his first dates.
♥ Who has the bigger family? Same as far as immediate family.  If we look at the bigger picture.... he wins!
♥ Do you get flowers often? I used too...... hmmmm, wonder what happened.  
♥ How do you spend the holidays?  We split the holidays, his family one year mine the next.  That's all I'm going to say on the matter.
♥ Who is more jealous? I think I'm missing that part of the DNA make up.  So the prize goes to him.
♥ How long did it take to get serious? A couple of hours.
♥ Who eats more? I was affectionately told at the begining of our relationship that girls aren't supposed to eat more than boys.... ooops, news to me!!!!
♥ Who does/ did the laundry? No one.  If you run out of clothes you buy more.  Right?
♥ Who’s better with the computer? I am definitely better than Mister hunt-and-peck.
♥ Who drives when you are together? Jason all the way.  If for some strange reason you find me behind the wheel while hubby's in the car, it's because he was trying to sleep and drive at the same time.  Bad habbitt of his.

1 comment:

  1. That wasn't so bad! Very entertaining to read! Admit it... you liked it! I can tell :)