Hit and Run

I was the unfortunate participant in an automotive hit and run today.  As I was cruising down Devries road, on my way home from Lodi, **SMACK**, bird to the windshield!!  I looked back in my rearview mirror only to see the lifeless little fella fall from the sky and hit the pavement. I'm sorry little birdie, but I do believe you are headed to that great big bird bath in the sky.  Oh, and little bird, I apologize for scaring the crap out of you..... literally!!!